October 5, 2010 1 Comment
I’ve been weighing up my post-redundancy work options and considering new career options by analysing my skills:
Skill: good at organising stuff.
Solution: become wedding planner.
But: apt to be found gibbering in corner if shouted at by Bridezilla.
Solution: whip off bra and become the new Charlie Dimmock.
But: on second thoughts…
Skill: mildly amusing.
Solution: become stand up comedian.
But: never quite sure if people are laughing with me or just at me.
Skill: huge and age-inappropriate knowledge of pop music and trivia.
Solution: become the person who makes those rather literal song choices on Homes Under The Hammer.
But: that position is already taken.
Skill: education adviser
Solution: become private education adviser.